Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Sauna

No other spa can beat Happy Sauna in terms of bang-for-buck. The only problem with this place is that there's no showroom from where you can choose your attendant.

In exchange of a showroom, each girl is assigned a number. Then, you can pick one of the numbers (each representing a girl) in the reception counter. If the girl is already taken, you won't see her number in the reception counter. Though this system may be crude, it works and makes sure that each girl gets an equal share of customers.

But thanks to the internet, Happy Sauna patrons no longer have to play russian roulette every time they visit this place, because they can just exchange the numbers of the girls who give great service and which numbers to stay away from, effectively rendering the numbering system obsolete. I'm sure that there are other reasons why there is no aquarium, such as the supposed presence of an ordinance banning aquariums and to at least make this look a little like a legit spa.

Rates:

Room: 500

Tip: 500


Address: E. Rodriguez Sr. Ave., Cubao, Quezon City
Operating Hours: 12PM to 5AM

Pogi Points:

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

ganun pa rin ba rates dto? enge naman ng tip cno ok na attendant dto? anong number?

Anonymous said...

tang inang # 55 yan, ang yabang, kala mo kung cno makaasta, wag nyong kunin yan, magsisisi kayo...

Anonymous said...

600 na ditto , kung wala kang suki e swerte lang may makuha kang mabait at marunong magmassage.
depende din sa thera kung papayag magpa es sa budget mo .pero huwag kang papayag sa 1000 sobra ng taas na iyon.
siguro 600-800 pwede pa.

Anonymous said...

ROOM AND MASSAGE *600PHP* CONFIRMED
1 HOUR ONLY...

CUBICLES WITH CR...DRYWALL-PARTITION OPEN SA ILALIM AT SA ITAAS...RED AND WARM LIGHTS(MUSIC PLAYING ALL AROUND YOU CAN HEAR OTHER CLIENTS AND MASSAGE THERAPISTS IN THIER RESPECTIVE CUBICLES) KAILANGAN MAGING NINJA KA DITO PARA HINDI MARINIG...PERO NALULUNOD RIN YNG INGAY SA MUSIC...YNG MUSIC PLA FM RADIO YATA...SANA PANG ORIENTAL SPA RIN YNG MUSIC YNG SENSUAL...

(TIP)EXTRA SERVICE=ROOM RATE SINCE ALONG TIME AGO *600PHP*

BLOWJOB DEPENDE KNG PAPAYAG SI MT... *1K+*WITH SEX DEPENDS TALAGA KAY MT
ANAL WELL IT DEPENDE RIN KAY MT... USUALLY HINDE PWEDE
BAWAL YNG LIVE, CONDOMS ALWAYS...BUY YNG SUPERSENSITIVE OR THIN TYPES NA CONDOMS...RECOMMEND PREMIER AIR
BAWAL YNG CUM IN FACE MOUTH ETC...
BAWAL SUPSUPIN YNG NIPPLES(WELL DEPENDE RIN SA MT)
HALIK SA LIPS BAWAL...
KAILANGAN KSI FRESH AND UNDAMAGED GOODS SLA FOR THE NEXT CLIENT...USUALLY 3 PA SA ISANG GABE...
*NEGOTIATE LNG ALWAYS...BE DIRECT...BE A GENTLEMAN IRONICALLY... WAG MAG PAHALATA NA BAGO KA DITO...
MAY SIGNAGE SA LABAS...MAY GUARD SA SIDE ENTRANCE WHICH IS LOCATED AT THE PARKING LOT...
AFTER ENTERING MAY LOUNGE/CAFETERIA SA RIGHT SIDE SA LEFT YNG COUNTER NA MAY LIGHTED NOS NG ROOMS YATA...
NA RAID NA ETO BEFORE...NOTICED POLICE IN CIVILIAN ATTIRE YNG KUMAKAIN SA TABLES NG LOUNGE...LAGI SLA DITO YATA YAN YNG SABI NLADIDNT ASK...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS(DNT ASK KNG PAANO KO NALAMAN NA POLICE SLA I JUST KNOW)
POLICE RIN AKO! JOKE LNG...HEHEHE JUST CONNECT THE DOTS WHY OPEN PA SLA...



*600PHP*- SEX WITH CONDOMS 1-POP...MUKHANG MALINIS NMN SLA...MERON SILANG REGULAR CHECKUP YATA...PERO HINDI THOROUGH...IN SHORT EL CHEAPO SLA DITO KSI HINDI SLA 100% SAFE LAHAT..KAYA USE PROPHYLAPTICS!
MAY TIP IS DAPAT DI MASYSADONG PAHALATA NA BAGO KA...
YNG MT KO SI JOAN MAPUTI MAKINIS MALINIS...USUALLY 18-30 YRS OLD SLA DITO PERO SINASABI NLA 18-25YRS OLD SLA...NOT SURE IF MAY MENOR EDAD DITO..

600PHP 1-POP LNG SANA THEN MASSAGE AFTER...PERO I NEGOTIATED 2-POPS FOR 1K...KSI CUTE SYA AT MABAIT AND GINAWA KO NLNG 1100PHP... PARANG BITIN PARIN YNG 1HR...DIDN'T GET THE MASSAGE KASI WLA NG ORAS AT MASAKIT NA PUKE NI MT...MALAKI KSI YNG AKING WARHEAD... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID...NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING..SYA YUN..FEEL AVERAGE PA NGA EH COMPARED SA EUROPEANS...

ADDITIONAL HOUR IS ANOTHER 600PHP...DNT BOTHER LUGI KA DOON
MAY DALA-DALA SILANG WATER-BASED NA LUBRICANT...EXPERT SLA DITO PRA HINDI MASAKIT AT SMOOTH...
KAPAG BALIKAN MU YNG SAME GIRL USING SAME NO...USELESS YUN KSI SHUFFLE DIN NLA YN...BETTER ASK FOR THIER ALIAS NALANG...BETTER IF HINGI KA NALANG NG CP NO...AT DATE MO NLNG SYA SA LABAS KAPAG FREE/OFF SYA...
HAPPY HUNTING! SA HAPPY SAUNA...


-ILONGGO SEX CRUSADER

Anonymous said...

http://manila.happymassage.com/massage-yellow-pages/massage-places/happy-sauna-9049.html

Anonymous said...

Paano pumunta diyan galing Cubao Araneta?

Anonymous said...

Sir Illongo Sex crusader, May tip ka b dyan.. kung sino "Alias o palayaw o name" ng mt na maputi,sexy, maganda.

Anonymous said...

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arjay ordanza said...
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Anonymous said...

Tlg pre? Ok nmn xa eh nung huli qng punta dun.andun p rn ba xa?

reynaldo galeria said...
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Anonymous said...

nako mga matataray babae jan napaka maarte lagi nagmamadali grrrs bwiset number 8 talo

Anonymous said...

boss may recomended ung mabinta na sulit kasi talo at bitin pa

Anonymous said...

#90. Welcome ;)

Anonymous said...

Isasabi lng ba yung number?

Anonymous said...

sang website malalaman ang backround ng MT sa happy sauna?

Anonymous said...

tgal ko ng ndi nakabisita dito.. pa post naman ng number ng mga maayos na attendee :)

Anonymous said...

700 pesos na ngayon ang rates d2 1k naman pag mag se sex kyo ng mt madali lang hanapin yung lugar sa tapat sya mismo ng grand inihaw dun naman sa mga mt, medyo maarte lang yung iba ayaw pahalik ayaw din mag pa finger blow job at sex lang yung 1k mo pero magaganda naman yung karamihan. Pwede mo din papalitan pag hindi mo gusto yung mt sabihin mo lang dun sa nagbabantay. Good luck!