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Happy Sauna

No other spa can beat Happy Sauna in terms of bang-for-buck. The only problem with this place is that there's no showroom from where you can choose your attendant.

In exchange of a showroom, each girl is assigned a number. Then, you can pick one of the numbers (each representing a girl) in the reception counter. If the girl is already taken, you won't see her number in the reception counter. Though this system may be crude, it works and makes sure that each girl gets an equal share of customers.

But thanks to the internet, Happy Sauna patrons no longer have to play russian roulette every time they visit this place, because they can just exchange the numbers of the girls who give great service and which numbers to stay away from, effectively rendering the numbering system obsolete. I'm sure that there are other reasons why there is no aquarium, such as the supposed presence of an ordinance banning aquariums and to at least make this look a little like a legit spa.

Rates:

Room: 500

Tip: 500


Address: E. Rodriguez Sr. Ave., Cubao, Quezon City
Operating Hours: 12PM to 5AM

Pogi Points:

54 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2013 at 4:16 AM

    ganun pa rin ba rates dto? enge naman ng tip cno ok na attendant dto? anong number?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:07 AM

    tang inang # 55 yan, ang yabang, kala mo kung cno makaasta, wag nyong kunin yan, magsisisi kayo...

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    1. AnonymousOctober 10, 2014 at 11:04 AM

      Tlg pre? Ok nmn xa eh nung huli qng punta dun.andun p rn ba xa?

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  3. AnonymousMarch 20, 2014 at 1:12 PM

    600 na ditto , kung wala kang suki e swerte lang may makuha kang mabait at marunong magmassage.
    depende din sa thera kung papayag magpa es sa budget mo .pero huwag kang papayag sa 1000 sobra ng taas na iyon.
    siguro 600-800 pwede pa.

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  4. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 9:13 PM

    ROOM AND MASSAGE *600PHP* CONFIRMED
    1 HOUR ONLY...

    CUBICLES WITH CR...DRYWALL-PARTITION OPEN SA ILALIM AT SA ITAAS...RED AND WARM LIGHTS(MUSIC PLAYING ALL AROUND YOU CAN HEAR OTHER CLIENTS AND MASSAGE THERAPISTS IN THIER RESPECTIVE CUBICLES) KAILANGAN MAGING NINJA KA DITO PARA HINDI MARINIG...PERO NALULUNOD RIN YNG INGAY SA MUSIC...YNG MUSIC PLA FM RADIO YATA...SANA PANG ORIENTAL SPA RIN YNG MUSIC YNG SENSUAL...

    (TIP)EXTRA SERVICE=ROOM RATE SINCE ALONG TIME AGO *600PHP*

    BLOWJOB DEPENDE KNG PAPAYAG SI MT... *1K+*WITH SEX DEPENDS TALAGA KAY MT
    ANAL WELL IT DEPENDE RIN KAY MT... USUALLY HINDE PWEDE
    BAWAL YNG LIVE, CONDOMS ALWAYS...BUY YNG SUPERSENSITIVE OR THIN TYPES NA CONDOMS...RECOMMEND PREMIER AIR
    BAWAL YNG CUM IN FACE MOUTH ETC...
    BAWAL SUPSUPIN YNG NIPPLES(WELL DEPENDE RIN SA MT)
    HALIK SA LIPS BAWAL...
    KAILANGAN KSI FRESH AND UNDAMAGED GOODS SLA FOR THE NEXT CLIENT...USUALLY 3 PA SA ISANG GABE...
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    MAY SIGNAGE SA LABAS...MAY GUARD SA SIDE ENTRANCE WHICH IS LOCATED AT THE PARKING LOT...
    AFTER ENTERING MAY LOUNGE/CAFETERIA SA RIGHT SIDE SA LEFT YNG COUNTER NA MAY LIGHTED NOS NG ROOMS YATA...
    NA RAID NA ETO BEFORE...NOTICED POLICE IN CIVILIAN ATTIRE YNG KUMAKAIN SA TABLES NG LOUNGE...LAGI SLA DITO YATA YAN YNG SABI NLADIDNT ASK...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS(DNT ASK KNG PAANO KO NALAMAN NA POLICE SLA I JUST KNOW)
    POLICE RIN AKO! JOKE LNG...HEHEHE JUST CONNECT THE DOTS WHY OPEN PA SLA...



    *600PHP*- SEX WITH CONDOMS 1-POP...MUKHANG MALINIS NMN SLA...MERON SILANG REGULAR CHECKUP YATA...PERO HINDI THOROUGH...IN SHORT EL CHEAPO SLA DITO KSI HINDI SLA 100% SAFE LAHAT..KAYA USE PROPHYLAPTICS!
    MAY TIP IS DAPAT DI MASYSADONG PAHALATA NA BAGO KA...
    YNG MT KO SI JOAN MAPUTI MAKINIS MALINIS...USUALLY 18-30 YRS OLD SLA DITO PERO SINASABI NLA 18-25YRS OLD SLA...NOT SURE IF MAY MENOR EDAD DITO..

    600PHP 1-POP LNG SANA THEN MASSAGE AFTER...PERO I NEGOTIATED 2-POPS FOR 1K...KSI CUTE SYA AT MABAIT AND GINAWA KO NLNG 1100PHP... PARANG BITIN PARIN YNG 1HR...DIDN'T GET THE MASSAGE KASI WLA NG ORAS AT MASAKIT NA PUKE NI MT...MALAKI KSI YNG AKING WARHEAD... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID...NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING..SYA YUN..FEEL AVERAGE PA NGA EH COMPARED SA EUROPEANS...

    ADDITIONAL HOUR IS ANOTHER 600PHP...DNT BOTHER LUGI KA DOON
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    KAPAG BALIKAN MU YNG SAME GIRL USING SAME NO...USELESS YUN KSI SHUFFLE DIN NLA YN...BETTER ASK FOR THIER ALIAS NALANG...BETTER IF HINGI KA NALANG NG CP NO...AT DATE MO NLNG SYA SA LABAS KAPAG FREE/OFF SYA...
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    -ILONGGO SEX CRUSADER

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  5. AnonymousApril 24, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    http://manila.happymassage.com/massage-yellow-pages/massage-places/happy-sauna-9049.html

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  6. AnonymousJune 30, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Paano pumunta diyan galing Cubao Araneta?

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  7. AnonymousJuly 7, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    Sir Illongo Sex crusader, May tip ka b dyan.. kung sino "Alias o palayaw o name" ng mt na maputi,sexy, maganda.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 21, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    eto magaling petit but flawless and malaki pa boobsie! galing din sa BJ call or text her para kung bkante cya...(0915) 961 9012

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  9. UnknownAugust 7, 2014 at 2:07 PM

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  10. UnknownOctober 23, 2014 at 10:40 PM

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  11. AnonymousNovember 9, 2014 at 6:40 AM

    nako mga matataray babae jan napaka maarte lagi nagmamadali grrrs bwiset number 8 talo

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  12. AnonymousNovember 9, 2014 at 6:42 AM

    boss may recomended ung mabinta na sulit kasi talo at bitin pa

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  13. AnonymousNovember 16, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    #90. Welcome ;)

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  14. AnonymousDecember 1, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Isasabi lng ba yung number?

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  15. AnonymousDecember 2, 2014 at 12:18 PM

    sang website malalaman ang backround ng MT sa happy sauna?

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  16. AnonymousDecember 8, 2014 at 2:36 PM

    tgal ko ng ndi nakabisita dito.. pa post naman ng number ng mga maayos na attendee :)

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  17. AnonymousDecember 8, 2014 at 8:10 PM

    700 pesos na ngayon ang rates d2 1k naman pag mag se sex kyo ng mt madali lang hanapin yung lugar sa tapat sya mismo ng grand inihaw dun naman sa mga mt, medyo maarte lang yung iba ayaw pahalik ayaw din mag pa finger blow job at sex lang yung 1k mo pero magaganda naman yung karamihan. Pwede mo din papalitan pag hindi mo gusto yung mt sabihin mo lang dun sa nagbabantay. Good luck!

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2015 at 6:36 PM

      Pano pag di ka marunong sila na gagalaw?

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  18. AnonymousDecember 18, 2014 at 11:14 PM

    ano number tong may tatoo na LEAH sa likod?

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2015 at 1:05 PM

    Just went there last night around 10pm for the first time, they charged P700 for the one hour massage (they give you a towel and a soap). When to my room and take a shower. Waited for my therapist for almost 20 mins. She's young and with brace on her teeth. First thing she ask me if this is my first time for the reason she never had seen me in the area. She told me immediately that the HJ is P700. She wants to do the ES first then the massage. All I can say, she is a big disappointment and a BITCH. Her number is 17.

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2015 at 10:54 PM

    Just clarifying, total is 700 or 1400?

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    1. AnonymousMay 11, 2015 at 10:57 PM

      galing u brod updated ka. cguro lagi ka jan kumakain ng pancit

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2015 at 6:05 AM

    anong mga number yung magaganda? tried 24, mabait pero di maganda

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2015 at 12:12 PM

    Nangungursunada siguro mga babae dito. Sakin kasi 2 times na ko pumunta magkaibang number. Pero parehong ok naman. Althoug ayaw tlg nila matagal labasan kase gasgas na. Nasasaktan na sila. Pero mababait nmn sila pareho. Tsaka suwerte din sa nakuha kase maganda sila pareho.

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  23. AnonymousApril 27, 2015 at 2:23 AM

    Number 94. Maganda, w/ braces kaso tamad. Ikaw pa dapat kumilos

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  24. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    This place is still open ??

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  25. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    This place is still open ??

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  26. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 4:07 PM

    This place is still open ??

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  27. AnonymousJune 30, 2015 at 8:46 PM

    pumunta ako jan last week.. i got #81 her name is alice. maraming bawal sa kanya pero sweet naman sya. nka 2 ako sa kanya

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  28. AnonymousJune 30, 2015 at 11:24 PM

    700 na po ang entrance, tapos ang extra service is 700, so 700 yung babayad mo sa lobby tpos yung 700 dun sa attendant.

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  29. AnonymousJuly 19, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    700php po ang entrance and another 700 po para sa sauna girl.

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  30. AnonymousAugust 20, 2015 at 2:53 AM

    Sino naka try na kay number 10? Ano name? Paki describe naman baka matipohan ko (lucky number ko kasi 10 heheh)

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  31. DomsAugust 27, 2015 at 7:57 AM

    Mga sir. So 1,400 with extra service? Baka may mga tip kayong mabigay or baka may mga number pa kayo dyan from happy. Tnx

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  32. AnonymousAugust 31, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    #26 mga pre.. ayus masahe. at sa iyut panalo pre dalawang putok ayus at malibog pa sarap tlg.

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  33. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2015 at 1:55 AM

    eto magaling petit but flawless and malaki pa boobsie! galing din sa BJ call or text her para kung bkante cya...(0927) 641 8563 eto naman matangkad flawless din sakto lang yung boobs (0927) 327 4847

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  34. AnonymousOctober 3, 2015 at 12:40 AM

    Nagmahal ba presyohan dito?

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  35. AnonymousOctober 28, 2015 at 1:45 AM

    bakit ganun apaka tagal ko naghintay. then nung pagdating ng babae sobrang ganda taga bohol daw siya. pero minassage alng ako ng sobrang gaan mga 15 mins. tapos lumabas na siya at nagpa alam

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  36. AnonymousMarch 23, 2016 at 2:11 PM

    anong number yan dre? nag comment ng feb 21 2015

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  37. AnonymousMarch 31, 2016 at 9:41 AM

    Me twice n bumalik d2 and i get the same no. and the same thera. ok sya pagdating s sex. It blows ur mind hahaha.. next time ill pick another no. syanga pala dont pick no. 91 sobrang arte nung thera.

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  38. AnonymousMarch 31, 2016 at 9:48 AM

    ano mga no. nila bro. para sa ganun matry ko pagbalik ko dun.

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  39. AnonymousApril 29, 2016 at 6:57 PM

    Nag cooperate pa run name to? How much na ung room and service Nola?

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  40. AnonymousJune 16, 2016 at 11:50 PM

    ask ko lang mga repapips,, bukas pa ba sila???

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  41. UnknownJune 24, 2016 at 12:03 PM

    tip Sa 1st.timer pupunta Sa Happy Sauna. pag Punta Sa counter tanungin agad kung Sino ang okey at abutan Ng php100 tip Yung Sa counter. presto bigyan ka Ng bago. pag sinuwerte ka

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  42. AnonymousJune 28, 2016 at 5:24 PM

    Nag ooperate PA ba to ngaun.?

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  43. AnonymousJuly 4, 2016 at 2:49 AM

    Was there last Saturday night. 1400 rate nila. 700 sa massage and 700 sa extra service. They sell condom for 30 pesos/pc.
    1 hour svc lang. Touch and sex lang wla ng iba. 9 pops daw limit nya sa 1 hr. As if maka 9 pops ka. But 1 pop lang tlga sila.

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  44. AnonymousOctober 4, 2016 at 11:52 PM

    Just went there last time, kakabukas nun kaya medyo late yung girl. She was kyra. Gfe experience sya and talagang very accomodating. Will be there again.

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  45. AnonymousNovember 17, 2016 at 3:23 PM

    Ok ba dyan sa happy sauna kc ung pumunta Ako dyan wla sila kaya pla nag outing hehehe

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  46. AnonymousNovember 28, 2016 at 5:17 PM

    Ano oras ngbubukas?

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  47. UnknownJanuary 15, 2017 at 12:50 AM

    okay yung number 2, 5, 31, 62, 73

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  48. AnonymousApril 23, 2017 at 1:20 AM

    Isa lang my ari nito at cubao sauna
    Du sulit bayad nyo dto
    Dagdag nlng kayo konti
    Sa mga health club na kayo pumunta
    Fuck & go lang dto
    Kakatakot magka aids hiv

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  49. UnknownSeptember 23, 2017 at 9:44 AM

    I need bj n sex....any suggestions for what no so i choose

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  50. Gene Michael BanaybanayJanuary 14, 2018 at 3:25 PM

    Sarap kumantot dito lalo na kapag galing inuman at libog na libog ako. Nakaka 500 visits na yata ako dito or more since 2008. Lagi kong kinukuha sila #69, #64, #8, #2, #99, #56, #72, #85 at live kame lagi walang condom kaya ang sarap. Heaven na heaven!

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  51. Gene Michael BanaybanayJanuary 14, 2018 at 3:27 PM

    Sarap kumantot dito lalo na kapag galing inuman at libog na libog ako. Nakaka 500 visits na yata ako dito or more since 2008. Lagi kong kinukuha sila #69, #64, #8, #2, #99, #56, #72, #85 at live kame lagi walang condom kaya ang sarap. Heaven na heaven!

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